Why I'd Marry Him All Over Again

Because he had to go to a town council meeting tonight and do big boy things and because this is Game Two of the Avs' playoff series with the EVIL. DALLAS. STARS. Geoff disappeared earlier tonight, ostensibly to set the TiVo.

A bit later he came back. Rather conversationally he said, Honey, this thing with Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards is really heating up.

Uh huh, uh huh...interesting. How, exactly?

(With increasing rapidity and excitement)
Well, you know she filed a restraining order last week and said Charlie was threatening her and everything? Well, NOW it turns out that there are pictures of her kissing Richie Sambora from Bon Jovi...I mean you realize he's the not-yet-ex-husband of HER not-yet-exhusband's ex-costar. AND, she and Heather [uh, Locklear, just in case y
ou're not following] are supposed to be like best friends.

Whoa. My little Hollywood Insider. Now it really didn't have to get any better than that - my husband's shameless weakness for celebrity gossip - but it did. SO. MUCH. BETTER.

Of course, I had to go online to confirm the story
and apparently it's all true. Charlie Sheen's summation of the Richards/Sambora love sandwich?

And I quote, Those two give love a bad name. Shot through the heart, Charlie. Shot through the heart.


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